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    Default Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    As you are feasting on a wonderful meal this Thanksgiving, imagine if you
    will, you are only two inches tall traversing the Mini-Turkey Rubicon.

    As you winch yourself over Mashed Potatoes, you eye up a deep gravy
    crossing, thankful for the new bendable straw snorkel, you ford through the
    gravy with no problem, even the lumps are no match for your 0.33 Mud
    tires.

    Soon you see Turkey Back, one of the most difficult parts, crawling
    over the drumstick you carefully avoid the giblets (although you may go back
    later.) Now all that money in gears and lockers are worth it!

    Over the breast you climb all the way to the wishbone! You made it, but going back is even tougher. You choose an alternate route taking the wing for an off camber thrill.

    As you find yourself stuck in the stuffing, you pull out your trusty winch cable and bring yourself to the edge of the green been casserole.

    Remembering to tread lightly, you barely disturb the lush green vegetation pleasing the surrounding tree huggers. Finding your way across the table, you climb the rock pile of buns, you occasionally loose traction on the butter spills left behind by the carnage of less prepared and less skilled drivers.

    Suddenly, SNAP! You too join the list of broken axles. Fortunately you find a toothpick and get yourself rolling again.

    Sadly you find that Pumpkin Pie is now closed due to all the land grabs so you head to the RTI Spatula to flex your suspension. Then you decide to skip Cranberry Hill and call it a day.

    Now that you have read this, you will never look at a Thanksgiving Dinner
    the same way again.

    Happy Thanksgiving!!
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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    Haha, very inventive!

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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    through the turkey trails, over the mashed potato rise into the gravy pit and out the other side.
    2004 4.7v8HO WJ OMG, it's RED , Green bits are now under the hood. Loving the F/R Lockers and D44's. RIP 2011 Lil Ric and Gordo. RIP 2012 Jessie RIP 2013 Kat. RIP 2013 Ed . Lizards can always climb but sometimes they loose their tails to get away. The true patriot will stand beside the soldier when the time comes to fight Now building Asnikiye heca (Buzzard's Roost) homestead farm. My road is my wheeling trail

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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    Bumper for another Thanksgiving.
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    Cool Jon I like that


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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    Haha, very inventive!

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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    I can't take credit for it, stole it a few years ago.
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    Possession is 9/10ths of the law.

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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    Bumped for another year...
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    Haha, very inventive!

    third time running!

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    Bumpity bump for yet.....another Thanksgiving.
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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    Shall we bump this again Jake?
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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    Sure!

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    I really meant XJ Wheeler... but you will work too. lol
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    Default Re: Thanksgiving Wheeling.

    I know I'm the second rate Jake

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