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    One sunny day, Superman was flying around Metropolis
    looking for something to do. He spotted Spiderman and
    flew down to him. "Hey Spiderman, what are you doing
    today?" Spiderman replied that he had a broken webslinger
    so he couldn't do anything.

    Superman continued flying around Metropolis and spotted
    Batman. Batman told Superman he couldn't do anything
    because he needed to fix the Batcar.

    Superman began flying around yet again and saw Wonder
    Woman lying on her back, naked on top of a Metropolis
    building. Superman thought to himself that if he was
    faster than a speeding train, he could fly down and
    screw Wonder Woman before she ever knew what happened.
    So Superman flew down, screwed her faster than a speeding
    bullet and flew away.

    Wonder Woman then said, "Hey, what just happened?" The
    Invisible Man rolled over and replied, "I don't know
    but my *** is killing me!"

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    Man were do you get all these Jokes! HAHHAA

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