Common Interests
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says,
- "Hi, there, good looking’! How’s it going’?"
She, having already downed a few power drinks, turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said:
- "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door, back door, it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college.
I just flat-ass love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
- "No kidding! I’m a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?
Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,
Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.
R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011
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