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    Default In a hurry at the dentists office

    The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my truck waiting for us to go deer hunting, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have our feeders set to go off in thirty minutes. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

    The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

    So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

    The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

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    I'm not letting my wife read this
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    I couldn't even imagine ..........
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    ahahah that was hilarious....
    "if yer not larnin sumptin new everday, check yer pulse."

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    Default Re: In a hurry at the dentists office

    Probably what he told the obstetrician too. My wife nearly squeezed my fingers off and she had a spinal. I have had teeth pulled but after the gas went to work.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

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    Default Re: In a hurry at the dentists office

    In present time, if a person do this even by mistake then I am sure that he will be hunted by his own wife till last breath.

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    Like my trophy wall.. that one was my husband, he thought he was taking me to the dentist. Those two beside him were a little harder to bag since they were trying to make a smoke screen with the rear tires. but I had this remote start/ kill thingy and it worked quite well don't you think?
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