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    Icon11 Two Hunters

    The hunters
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

    The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

    He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."

    There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Two Hunters

    Was his buddy a horse? Or maybe he just looked lie a horse's a
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    Cool Re: Two Hunters

    Wow....

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