Union Rules

[BlueXJ]

A dedicated union steel worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

No," she replied, "I´m sorry it isn´t."

"Well, if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets 80 and the girls get 20," she answered.

Mightily offendedat such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get 80 and the house gets 20."

"That´s more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam 100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. I´d like her," he said.

"I´m sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 53 years seniority and she is next!!!!!!!!!!

[4.3LXJ]

Oh that was good

[BlueXJ]

Ethel was hoping the same thing.

[4.3LXJ]

Got an ex named Ethel, maybe it was her.

[steph74]

that was so funny and from what I know of Unions, so true too.... I guess you cannot have everything whatever system you choose
In this case I am not sure I would care about Unions and well if the girl will work for only 20% then so be it...

[Jamie Lynn]

Funny but Eww...poor guy.