50 Years

[BlueXJ]

A couple who had been married for 50 i

years. They were sitting at the

breakfast table one morning when the wife says,

"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table

together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as

jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times." Whereupon the two

stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the

little

old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they

were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the

other is in your oatmeal

[4.3LXJ]

As Dolly Parton said in an interview on British TV not long ago. "My husband said, 'Let me see your boobs' and I hiked up my skirt"