Gates of Heaven
A train hits a bus filled with catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, Tammy, have you had any contact with a male naughty organ? She giggles and shyly replies, "well once i touch the head of one with my finger." He says, 'Okay, dip your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates.' he ask the next girl the same question. She says, "Well i once fondled and stroked one.He says, 'okay dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gates. 'All of a sudden theres alot of commotion in the line of the girls. One pushes her way to the front of the line. When she gets there he asks, 'Lacy, whats seems to be the rush?' She say "if im going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Kim sticks her butt in it !
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