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    Icon11 Why men should not have advice columns

    Dear Joe:

    I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
    husband in the house watching TV. My car started stalling and then it
    broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my
    husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in
    our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter! I am 32, my husband is 34,
    and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years.
    When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
    having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling and
    I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?


    Sincerely,
    Sheila
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    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine.

    Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
    clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also
    check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the
    problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
    delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Why men should not have advice columns

    I take it this columnist was not syndicated.
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
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    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
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    Default Re: Why men should not have advice columns

    No and he failed to mention the fuel regulator.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: Why men should not have advice columns

    Well that explains it, bad advise. That probably was it.
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: Why men should not have advice columns

    Wow this is sad that you guys can joke about such a thing , I think we should get right to the heart of the matter and discuss the real issue here.



















    We don't even know what kind of car it was, the year or nuthin. how are we supposed to help ???

    :0
    Aint got no whistle, don't belch out smoke, but my V10 aint no joke !!!

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    Default Re: Why men should not have advice columns

    I totally missed that. I guess that is why I don't give advise
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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