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    Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he
    tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

    Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing
    pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
    whatever they wanted.

    The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World.' Barrack said, 'No
    problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'

    The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.' Barrack
    said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'

    The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
    stereo headset.'

    Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like
    you're handicapped.' The kid said, 'I will be after my Dad finds out I
    saved you from drowning.'
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    and who could blame the father?
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    Dang it, these jokes never get old and it is funny how you can replace the name of the saved one with anyother person you can think of.... lol
    "if yer not larnin sumptin new everday, check yer pulse."

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    Lol...

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    Kill that little **uker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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