Jeff Foxworthy Utah Jokes:)

[alwaysxj]

> FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY
ABOUT UTAHNS!
>
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you live in Utah.
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
live in Utah
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
>
> If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City
for the weekend, you live in Utah.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in Utah.
>
> If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again
in the same day, you live in Utah.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage
but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you live in Utah.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're
going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
>
> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
>
> If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

>
> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to
all your friends, you live in Utah.

If you have ever come or lived in Utah these are sooooooo true...

[4.3LXJ]

I guess I don't live there, over my head for the most part.

[BlueXJ]

What is over your head Steve...........Snow, well then you are close enough to Utah.

If you are a Miss America contestant and are ashamed to wear your sash then you may be from Utah.

[4.3LXJ]

It is kind of like his Pacific Northwest jokes. You need to live there to really understand them. But I have to admit one of the weirdest snow storms I was in was in Utah, and I have seen a few of them in the Sierras. We were headed back from Dallas via the Grand Canyon when it started snowing at night. The largest flakes I have ever seen were coming down and very heavily. The snow was sticking to the warm headlights and diffusing the light so badly we couldn't see. Everyone else had the same problem, so we just turned on the running lights and drove that way. That is the only time I have ever had to do that.

[steph74]

Mot of these are soooo true, I was amazed by how it looks like were I live.... then I remembered.... I live in Utah

[pyrotech]

So true I used to drive a truck most of my runs took me thru utah to cal. then from cal to salt lake then to denver then start over!