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    Icon11 ??Do you have a dirty mind????????????????

    What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
    What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)
    What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
    Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.
    What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?
    What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?
    What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
    A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.
    What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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    1. Legs
    2. A Twenty Dollar Bill
    3. Firetruck
    4. Aunt
    5. An Almond Joy Candy Bar
    6. Grit
    7. Bubblegun
    8. Wedding Ring
    9. Last Name
    What where you thinking?
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: ??Do you have a dirty mind????????????????

    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
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    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Default Re: ??Do you have a dirty mind????????????????

    5&6 got me couldnt get those but I got the rest correct
    Aint got no whistle, don't belch out smoke, but my V10 aint no joke !!!

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    Default Re: ??Do you have a dirty mind????????????????

    My mind is stuck in the gutter... so yep!!! I got all of them wrong.... LOL

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    Default Re: ??Do you have a dirty mind????????????????

    I confess, I'm to old to get these wrong apparently. only missed the candy bar one. Now that's just sad.
    2004 4.7v8HO WJ OMG, it's RED , Green bits are now under the hood. Loving the F/R Lockers and D44's. RIP 2011 Lil Ric and Gordo. RIP 2012 Jessie RIP 2013 Kat. RIP 2013 Ed . Lizards can always climb but sometimes they loose their tails to get away. The true patriot will stand beside the soldier when the time comes to fight Now building Asnikiye heca (Buzzard's Roost) homestead farm. My road is my wheeling trail

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    Default Re: ??Do you have a dirty mind????????????????

    I know nothing
    Shot of Whiskey and a camp fire. Perfect night time

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    Lol

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