$10,000

[BlueXJ]

A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with the perfect, and I mean PERFECT, breasts he'd ever seen.

He walked up to her and said, "Ma'am, you have perfect breasts, and I will pay you 100 to bite them." The woman was horrified and began to walk away.

The man caught her and said, "Alright, I'll pay you 1,000 to bite your breasts." Still horrified, the woman began to run away.

The man caught her again and said, "Fine. I'll pay you 10,000 to bite your breasts, and not a penny more." The woman then thinks that 10,000 will be worth it, so she finally agreed.

They went into a deserted alley away from the city action. The woman took off her shirt and bra, revealing the perfect breasts. The man then began to touch, squeeze, fondle, poke, and everything to the woman's breasts EXCEPT biting them.

The woman then said, "Well, are you gonna bite them or not?!"

The man replied, "Nah, too expensive."

[XJ Rat]

Ah, what I could buy with 10K. Sure wouldn't be no tail though!

[4.3LXJ]

[bluedragon436]

Yeah can think of many things to spend 10K on... and it has nothing to do with a female... LOL... but that is still pretty funny.... most chicks today would ask to see it first anyways...

[Punisher]

Well at least he got to feel them...