You know your a Jeeper If....
1. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep
3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain
4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark
5. You roll it over and don't get upset
6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help
7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver
11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
15. You can see OVER a Suburban
16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off
19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless
20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house
22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
24. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield
25. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
26. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
27. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
28. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
29. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top
30. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
31. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in
32. You fix almost everything yourself
33. You feel sorry for someone in a60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
34. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized
35. You have all your credit card numbers memorized
36. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
37. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it
38. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
39. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
40. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership
41. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
42. You can't hear your
43. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
44. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?"
45. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional
46. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule
47. You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos"
48. You know the exact story behind every one (see above)
49. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible"
50. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan
51. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage
52. You always have your drinks "on the rocks"
53. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
54. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
55. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
56. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size
57. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep
58. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep
59. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor
60. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails
61. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family
62. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game
63. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you
64. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms
65. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep
66. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work
67. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom
68. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
69. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
70. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
71. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
72. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
73. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine
74. Your wallet is always empty!
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