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    Remember When ... ?
    A computer was something on T.V. from a science fiction show.
    A window was something you hated to clean and RAM was the cousin of a
    goat...
    Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was your middle finger upright.
    Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.
    An application was for employment.
    A program was a T.V. show.
    A cursor used profanity.
    A keyboard was a piano.
    Memory was something that you lost with age.
    A CD was a bank account.
    And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped that nobody found out.
    Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a
    file.
    And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile.
    Log on was adding wood to the fire.
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode.
    Cut you did with a pocket knife.
    Paste you did with glue.
    A web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu.
    I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head.
    I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they
    wish
    they were dead!

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    Sad part is I remember BC (before computers).

    I still recall going to the Magnavox store and wooing over pong.
    Semper Fi

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    Lol...That was like having a conversation with my step-dad...lol.

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    Wow... from the stone age to the future... hehehe I said "stone"
    You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

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