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    Icon12 The phone dog

    PHONE REPAIR:
    Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2006

    A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report
    her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and
    that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always
    moaned right before the phone rang.

    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to
    see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone
    pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's
    house.

    The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned
    and the telephone began to ring.
    Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman
    found:


    1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire
    with a steel chain and collar.


    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when
    the number was called.

    4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning
    and then urinate.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing
    the phone to ring.

    Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
    pissing and moaning.

    Thought you'd like to know.
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    Is that how you get things done at your house 4.3?
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Yup, the cats make a great test light. They give a good tone when the circuit is complete.
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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    Where is the number for ASPCA, had it right here a few minutes ago.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    lmfao...poor dog. I really feel bad about your kitty though.

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