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    found this somewere and thought it was good

    How the fight started ............

    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
    while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have
    sex?" "No," she answered.

    I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even
    look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

    So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And that's when the fight started....
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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
    anniversary?"

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
    appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

    So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

    And that's when the fight started....
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    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
    lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

    I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to
    back out into a torrential downpour.

    The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the
    garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be
    bad all day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and
    slipped back into bed.
    I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
    anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

    My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my
    stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

    And then the fight started ...
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    A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

    Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came
    from outside.

    The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled
    at the man 'Holy Crap. That must be my husband!'

    So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped
    out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn
    bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he
    returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM
    your husband!'

    The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

    And then the fight started......
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    I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
    Light for 14.95.

    Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 7.95.

    I told her the beer would make her look better at night
    than the cold cream.

    And then the fight started....
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    A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel
    horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
    compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

    And then the fight started......
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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
    reason, took my order first.

    "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

    He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

    Nah, she can order for herself."

    And then the fight started....
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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
    reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
    she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand
    she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
    and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could
    go on celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...
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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
    her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.

    And then the fight started...
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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
    upcoming anniversary.

    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150
    in about 3 seconds.'

    I bought her a scale.

    And then the fight started...
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    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
    flipping channels

    She asked, 'What's on TV?'

    I said, 'Dust.'

    And then the fight started...
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    Default Re: how the fight started

    Shot of Whiskey and a camp fire. Perfect night time

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    Default Re: how the fight started

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    You been hiding in my house?
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Default Re: how the fight started

    That was awesome..


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    Default Re: how the fight started

    that was great!!

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