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    Icon12 Is Sex Work?

    A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
    While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain
    decided to pose a question to all assembled.

    He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
    failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

    He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of
    it was "pleasure?"

    A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

    A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

    An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
    state of inebriation at the time.

    There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in
    charge of making the coffee.

    What was HIS opinion?

    Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be
    100% pleasure."

    The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

    "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
    doing it for them."

    The room fell silent.

    God bless the enlisted man.
    Last edited by 4.3LXJ; 03-24-2010 at 10:03 PM.

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    Thats one of the truest jokes I've ever heard !!!
    Aint got no whistle, don't belch out smoke, but my V10 aint no joke !!!

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    Yup, must have been written by someone in the service for sure

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    Not just in the service, but an enlisted seaman, I would wager.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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