10. Every morning,all the stupid people you know get together and plan ways to make your life more difficult.
9. Never reinforce failure.
8. Teamwork is a bunch of people doing exactly what I say.
7. God must have loved stupid people. He made so many.
6. To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows mgt potential.
5. You can keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, or open it and remove all doubt.
4. Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level, then they beat you with experience.
3. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
2. Remember the toes you step on today may be attached to the *** you kiss tomorrow.
1. Stupidity IS NOT a handicap.