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    Day 983 of my captivity....

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
    dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or
    some sort of dry nuggets.

    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless
    must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps
    me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again
    vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I
    had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
    demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending
    comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.There was some
    sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary
    confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises
    and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
    'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
    tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
    again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches The
    dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be
    more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

    The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
    guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
    have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe,
    for now....

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    Default Re: For Blue

    thats great
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    Default Re: For Blue

    I apporeciate the prospective of the storyteller.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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