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    A koala bear is walking down the street and comes across a whorehouse.He turns and looks at the entrance.He walks up the stairs and goes in the door.He looks around then walks down the hallway.He walks to an open door and looks in.He see's a whore laying on the bed,naked. He jumps up on the bed and buries his face up to his ears and goes to licking.After a few minutes He stands up and turns and jumps off the bed and heads towards the door. The whore Sits up and says "Hey wait just a minute,You have to pay me". The koala bear turns and looks at her with a blank stare. The whore says "Don't you understand me?" The koala bear still looks at her with a blank stare. The whore reaches under the bed and pulls out a dictionary. She flips through the pages and reads,"Prostitute,gets paid for sex", The koala bear snatches the dictionary from the whore and flips through the pages and hands it back to the whore pointng at it,She reads,"koala bears'EATS BUSHES AND LEAVES!!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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