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    Default Collision

    Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

    The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going."

    The second guy says, "What a coincidence, I’m looking for my wife too, and I’m getting a little desperate."

    The first guy says.

    "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

    The second guy answers, "She’s tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt.

    What does your wife look like?":dunno:

    To which the first guy replies, "Never mind, let’s look for yours."
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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