A dedicated teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, " Is this a union house?" " No she replied. " I'm sorry it isn't." " Well if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" " The house gets 80 and the girls get 20, she answered. Offended, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable unionized shop. He searched until he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, " Yes sir, were a union shop and go by all the union rules." The man asked, " And , if I pay you 100, what cut do the girls get?" " the girls get 80 and the house gets 20." " That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam 100 looked around the room, pointed to a stunningly beautiful green-eyed blonde. " I'd like her," he said. " I'm sure you would, sir", then pointed to a 92-year old woman, " but Ethel has 67 years seniority and union rules say she's next!"