Mama Bear and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand. The judge says," Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" "NO," Baby Bear replies. " he beats me." The judge then asks, " Do you want to live with Mama Bear?" "NO," Baby Bear replies. " She beats me too." So the judge says," So who do you want to live with?" baby Bear replies," I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody."