Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House: he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, " nice pigs sir." The president replies," these are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary and I got one for Nancy Pelosi. The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, " excellent trade, sir."