A man calls home to his wife and says," Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office so I'll swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh- and please pack my new silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little "fishy", but being a good wife does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. he says," Yes, lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?" The wife replies, " I did. They were in your tackle box."