The wife comes home early & finds her husband in the bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady. " You unfaithful, disrespectful pig' What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving the house. I want a divorce. The husband replies "Wait, wait a minute. Before you leave, at least listen to what happened." "Hummmmmmmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you" The husband begins to tell his story...
" while driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten in 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and heated up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you would not eat because you are afraid that you will gain weight: the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. I gave her a pair of jeans that you have had for a few years: that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues the story...
The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes she asks me: " Sir , do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"