Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father." The second Catholic man chirps," My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him Your Grace." The third Catholic man says, " My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says Your Eminence." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, " My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him, Your Holiness." The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "well? She proudly replies," I have a daughter, SLIM, TALL, 38"DD bust,24" WAIST, and 34" HIPS. When she walks into a room, everyone says, " Oh my God. "