Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: 3 Wishes

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    South TEXAS
    Posts
    7,244

    Default 3 Wishes

    A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie.
    The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Chico, CA
    Posts
    29,847

    Default


Similar Threads

  1. Two wishes
    By Punisher in forum Jokes!
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 08-07-2010, 01:40 PM
  2. 2 Genies 3 Wishes
    By BlueXJ in forum Jokes!
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 05-09-2009, 11:56 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •