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    Default Why men prefer guns over women

    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

    10. You can trade an old 44 for two new 22s.
    9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
    8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
    6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
    3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
    1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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    Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

    so true!! good one Steve
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    Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

    However, guns are not very good at making sandwiches

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    Not all women will make sandwiches
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    Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

    Quote Originally Posted by 4.3LXJ View Post
    Not all women will make sandwiches
    then you need a bigger gun! lol
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    Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

    I always thought the number one reason was because a gun will not threaten to cut your 'barrel' off if you look and handle other guns.
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    Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

    Guns are indeed better for those reasons!!
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    Default Re: Why men prefer guns over women

    lol, that's pretty good

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