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    > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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    > 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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    > 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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    > 4. A dog's parents never visit.
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    > 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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    > 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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    > 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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    > 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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    > 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: If I died, would you get another dog??
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    > 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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    > 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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    > 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
    > They just think it's interesting.
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    > 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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    > And last, but not least:
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    > 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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    How remarkably true!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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