Warning Labels
Funny Product Warning Labels
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use.
500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.
6?10 inch inflatable picture frame: Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
A birthday card for a 1 year old: Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
A Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts.
A toilet at a public sports facility: Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush: Do not use orally.
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter: Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Air Conditioner: caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.
Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children
Bag of cat biscuits: Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Beach Ball: CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.
Black rubber fishing worm: Not for human consumption
Blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado
Boot?s Children?s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Bottled Drink: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: Do not open here
Bottom of a supermarket dessert box: Do not turn upside down.
Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Box for a car jack: For lifting purposes only.
Box of bottle rockets: Do not put in mouth.
Box of Frosted Cheerio?s: The logo, ?Tastes so good this box never closes,? is located just underneath another announcement: ?To close: place tab here.?
Box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
Box of Pills: Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Bus Stop: No stopping or standing
Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.
Can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only.
Can of black pepper: Instructions: usage known
Can of self-defense pepper spray: May irritate eyes.
Car Manual: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Children?s Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Christmas Lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Church Parking Lot Sign: Thou shalt not park
Church Sign: These rows reserved for parents with children.
Container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!
Container of salt: Warning: High in sodium
Container of Underarm Deodorant: Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Credit card statement: Payment is due by the due date.
Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Dashboard of a mail truck: Look before driving.
Deodorant: Do not use intimately.
Depend Adult Diapers: Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
Disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Drink bottle label: Do not peel label off.
Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Electric Cattle Prod: For use on animals only.
Electric Thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.
Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Espresso Kettle: The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the ?on? position.
Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flamable
Fix-a-Flat: WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Furniture Wipes: Do not use for a baby wipe.
Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Hair Dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.
Hand-held Massaging Device: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Heated seat cushion: Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Heinz Ketchup: Instructions: Put on food
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Hershey?s Almond Bar: Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume
Hose Nozzle: Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
Infant?s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Instructions for a cordless phone: Do not put lit candles on phone.
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza: Do not turn upside down.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
Knife sharpening stone: Warning: knives are sharp!
Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children
Label on a hammer: Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Laundromat triple washer: No small children.
Lawnmower: Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning
Liquid Plummer: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children
Manual for an SGI computer: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
Matches: Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Microwave Oven: Do not use for drying pets.
Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it: Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.
New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals.
Novelty rock garden set called ?Popcorn Rock?: Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant: Use only on underarms.
Orange Juice Can: 100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Package of dice: Not for human consumption.
Package of Fisherman?s Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain: Turn off motor before using this product.
Packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Pepper Spray: Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs: Caution: Risk of fire
Portable stroller: Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.
Rat Poison: Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.
Road Sign: Cemetery Road. Dead End
Rowenta Iron: Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Sainsbury?s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.
Sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building: Take care: new non-slip surface.
Silk Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often
Silly Putty: Do not use as ear plugs.
Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle ?body-surfing? at a concert: Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean: Do not drive cars in ocean.
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Sterno: Do not use near fire or flame.
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet: This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.
Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating.
Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
T.V. manual: Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Tesco?s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down.
Toilet brush: Do not use for personal hygiene.
Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,
Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.
R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011
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