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    Default Happy Mental Health Day

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you
    want them to, doesn't mean
    they don't love you with all they have.



    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
    One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph
    suddenly jumped into the
    deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
    there.Edna promptly
    jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
    him out.

    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
    heroic act she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
    hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna,
    I have good news and bad
    news.. The good news is you're being discharged,
    since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
    the life of the
    person you love.... I have concluded that your act
    displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
    his bathrobe belt
    right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
    dead.

    'Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put
    him there to dry. How soon can
    I go home?'



    Happy Mental Health Day

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    How did I miss this one for so long. I can really relate to it. I have to hang many things to dry. I would have hung Ralph too!!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    poor Ralph

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    At least he will be dry.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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