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    Funny Product Warning Labels

    13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use.

    500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.

    6?10 inch inflatable picture frame: Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

    A birthday card for a 1 year old: Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

    A Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts.

    A toilet at a public sports facility: Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

    A toilet bowl cleaning brush: Do not use orally.

    Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter: Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

    Air Conditioner: caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

    American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

    Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children

    Bag of cat biscuits: Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

    Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    Bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

    Beach Ball: CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

    Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.

    Black rubber fishing worm: Not for human consumption

    Blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado

    Boot?s Children?s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    Bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

    Bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

    Bottled Drink: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

    Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: Do not open here

    Bottom of a supermarket dessert box: Do not turn upside down.

    Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

    Box for a car jack: For lifting purposes only.

    Box of bottle rockets: Do not put in mouth.

    Box of Frosted Cheerio?s: The logo, ?Tastes so good this box never closes,? is located just underneath another announcement: ?To close: place tab here.?

    Box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

    Box of Pills: Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

    Bus Stop: No stopping or standing

    Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

    Can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only.

    Can of black pepper: Instructions: usage known

    Can of self-defense pepper spray: May irritate eyes.

    Car Manual: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

    Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

    Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

    Children?s Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    Christmas Lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    Church Parking Lot Sign: Thou shalt not park

    Church Sign: These rows reserved for parents with children.

    Container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!

    Container of salt: Warning: High in sodium

    Container of Underarm Deodorant: Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

    Credit card statement: Payment is due by the due date.

    Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.

    Dashboard of a mail truck: Look before driving.

    Deodorant: Do not use intimately.

    Depend Adult Diapers: Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

    Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

    Disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.

    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

    Drink bottle label: Do not peel label off.

    Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

    Electric Cattle Prod: For use on animals only.

    Electric Thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.

    Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

    Espresso Kettle: The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the ?on? position.

    Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flamable

    Fix-a-Flat: WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

    Furniture Wipes: Do not use for a baby wipe.

    Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

    Hair Dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

    Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.

    Hand-held Massaging Device: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

    Heated seat cushion: Warning: Do not use on eyes.

    Heinz Ketchup: Instructions: Put on food

    Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

    Hershey?s Almond Bar: Warning: May contain traces of nuts

    Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume

    Hose Nozzle: Do not spray into electrical outlet.

    Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

    Infant?s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

    Instructions for a cordless phone: Do not put lit candles on phone.

    Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza: Do not turn upside down.

    Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

    Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

    Knife sharpening stone: Warning: knives are sharp!

    Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

    Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children

    Label on a hammer: Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

    Laundromat triple washer: No small children.

    Lawnmower: Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning

    Liquid Plummer: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

    Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children

    Manual for an SGI computer: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

    Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

    Matches: Caution: Contents may catch fire.

    Mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

    Microwave Oven: Do not use for drying pets.

    Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it: Direction #1: Remove plastic.

    Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

    New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals.

    Novelty rock garden set called ?Popcorn Rock?: Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

    Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant: Use only on underarms.

    Orange Juice Can: 100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

    Package of dice: Not for human consumption.

    Package of Fisherman?s Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

    Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain: Turn off motor before using this product.

    Packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

    Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    Pepper Spray: Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

    Pine Mountain Fire Logs: Caution: Risk of fire

    Portable stroller: Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

    Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.

    Rat Poison: Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

    RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
    Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.

    Road Sign: Cemetery Road. Dead End

    Rowenta Iron: Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

    Sainsbury?s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

    Shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.

    Sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

    Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building: Take care: new non-slip surface.

    Silk Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often

    Silly Putty: Do not use as ear plugs.

    Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness

    Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold

    Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle ?body-surfing? at a concert: Always drive on roads. Not on people.

    Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean: Do not drive cars in ocean.

    Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

    Sterno: Do not use near fire or flame.

    Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet: This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

    Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.

    Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating.

    Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.

    T.V. manual: Do not pour liquids into your television set.

    Tesco?s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down.

    Toilet brush: Do not use for personal hygiene.

    Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines.

    Toner cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

    R.I.P. Brian 96_XJ Perrine 1990-2011

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    Electric Cattle Prod: For use on animals only. Gets great results too when used on humans

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