Two wives go out for a "girls night out' Both got drunk and started to walk home. On the way, they had to stop to go to the toilet. Having no alternative, they popped into a cemetery. Unfortunately, they had no TP, so one used her panties and the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The following morning the first husband called his friend "no more girls night out" My wife came home drunk last night without her panties. The other husband said. "You think that's bad, mine came home with a card in her A _ _ that read... "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."