One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is awaiting him. "I don't know what to do here" says the devil, "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I will do. I've got a couple of folks here, who aren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves". Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy, and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing, such was his fate in Hell. "No, said Obama, I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long". The devil led to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer, and a room full of rocks, all he did was swing the hammer, time after time after time. "No this isn't any good either, I have a problem with my shoulder, and I would be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day", commented Obama. The devil opened the third door, through it Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on a bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread eagle position. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, Obama looked in shocked disbelief and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this". The devil smiled and said, "O.K. Monica, your free to go".