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    Default The XJ Haiku thread

    refresh your melon: Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.

    As the thread says. Drop the illest haiku about your XJ. I'll go first


    A RED XJ sleeps
    Needs part but I don't know where
    Will find then install
    Wheelin' East Texas in a RED XJ

    RED 98 XJ with 4.5" lift, ZJ steering, front and rear locked on 33's
    cowl intake, Cobra CB, SYE, bumpers, 10K winch, lights
    ,___________
    //___l__,\____\,00_
    l_--- \___l---[]lllllll[]|
    (o)_)--(o)_)--(o)_)

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    Our jeeps are awesome
    And then FIAT came along
    Then hell froze over

    Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

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    Boxy square designed
    Legend throughout the world
    The Jeep Cherokee


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    Didn't see it was suppose to be about the individuals jeep.

    Sleeping giant wakes
    Earth hides no more, for jeep roams
    Stormy Cherokee

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    the trail waits though untraveled
    Joy is felt in the jeep's passing
    Destination is finality of experience
    Bob, KJ5XJ
    1992 XJ
    4.0L, AW4, NP231, Bridgestone All terrain LT 32"
    Safari Rack, Bushwacker flairs, Bed-liner for paint
    Yup! That's my Beautiful baby!
    If you're not on ...

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    axle deep in mud
    suddenly a scary pop
    time for a 44

    I know, too many syllables. BAD me!
    If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it's fixed, go break it!

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    Default Re: The XJ Haiku thread

    Okay, this is better...

    A green XJ Jeep
    And a Sunday afternoon
    That is Nirvana
    If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it's fixed, go break it!

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    We're some poetic mofos! BTW it doesn't have to be about yours... just jeeps and stuff

    My jeep is way cool
    I throw debris in the air
    And grab my balls too



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    Wheelin' East Texas in a RED XJ

    RED 98 XJ with 4.5" lift, ZJ steering, front and rear locked on 33's
    cowl intake, Cobra CB, SYE, bumpers, 10K winch, lights
    ,___________
    //___l__,\____\,00_
    l_--- \___l---[]lllllll[]|
    (o)_)--(o)_)--(o)_)

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    Default Re: The XJ Haiku thread

    Check engine light on.
    Motor still keeps a turnin'
    Continue journey.
    One more part and I'll have a new Jeep

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    Default Re: The XJ Haiku thread

    Quote Originally Posted by nickyg View Post
    Check engine light on.
    Motor still keeps a turnin'
    Continue journey.
    THAT'S what I'm talkin bout!
    If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it's fixed, go break it!

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    My Jeep is like me
    Ugly, white, but keeps going
    I sure do like it.

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    I wheel my XJ
    my left arm is so dirty
    wheeling is so fun
    Wheelin' East Texas in a RED XJ

    RED 98 XJ with 4.5" lift, ZJ steering, front and rear locked on 33's
    cowl intake, Cobra CB, SYE, bumpers, 10K winch, lights
    ,___________
    //___l__,\____\,00_
    l_--- \___l---[]lllllll[]|
    (o)_)--(o)_)--(o)_)

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    Steering is still loose,
    intermediate shaft perhaps?
    upper end of shaft!
    ------------------------------

    Well the good news is the safety retains steering
    even as the rubber vibration isolator has broken free,
    But saying it with Haiku? Priceless!

    Good Morning Jeeple!
    Bob, KJ5XJ
    1992 XJ
    4.0L, AW4, NP231, Bridgestone All terrain LT 32"
    Safari Rack, Bushwacker flairs, Bed-liner for paint
    Yup! That's my Beautiful baby!
    If you're not on ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldFaurt View Post
    the trail waits though untraveled
    Joy is felt in the jeep's passing
    Destination is finality of experience
    Was I sleep blogging when I wrote that?
    That sucks!
    Bob, KJ5XJ
    1992 XJ
    4.0L, AW4, NP231, Bridgestone All terrain LT 32"
    Safari Rack, Bushwacker flairs, Bed-liner for paint
    Yup! That's my Beautiful baby!
    If you're not on ...

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    Bringing this one back for some Friday fun! Lay down your raddest licks. Best one gets an XJTalk/jeeptalkshow sticker (depending on availability) sent from Tony, costs covered by me. Judged by the most "thanks" to the their post. Contest will run till Monday 3pm CST. and no posting your rhyme to social media so your hoser buddies will come click thanks....

    steering is a plus
    but sometimes fun without it
    jonesing for a ride

    many trails await
    need welder and some more parts
    will throw debris soon
    Wheelin' East Texas in a RED XJ

    RED 98 XJ with 4.5" lift, ZJ steering, front and rear locked on 33's
    cowl intake, Cobra CB, SYE, bumpers, 10K winch, lights
    ,___________
    //___l__,\____\,00_
    l_--- \___l---[]lllllll[]|
    (o)_)--(o)_)--(o)_)

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