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    True Story

    A few years ago in San Francisco, CA two would be robbers went to the local Elks Lodge during a large dinner to relieve all the customers of their wallets and valuables. They entered and pulled their guns and were astonished to have 250 guns pointed back at them. Apparently it was the Policeman's Ball and they were all armed.
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    Default Re: Near Darwin Award

    Bet they were surprised!!!!!!!
    Hey bubba get your hand off my ass,

    Some days it is just not worth it to gnaw through the leather restraints.

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    Now see if they had somehow knew who was in the hall they coulda just brought huge boxes of doughnuts and nobody woulda ever noticed them robbin them.
    Shot of Whiskey and a camp fire. Perfect night time

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    As smart as those guys were, they probably would have ate them all before they got there
    230 hp 4.3L Chevy
    Built 4L60E with manual lockout
    Atlas 4 speed
    Griffin radiator
    On board air
    Warn 9.5ti on custom bumper
    7.5" RE front and bastard pack rear on custom long arms
    30 gal gas tank
    lockers
    And a bunch of other stuff

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