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Not going to lie. The whole washing my hands after I pee deal is just weird to me. I'm skilled enough (piss taker level 38 - Grand Master) to not piss on my hands while doing my number 1. I also have...

The shake is more pizzazz as it is practical. Everybody has their own special shake.

And personally I like to wipe down with quilted northern. Keeps the pee stains down in my man thongs.

Haha you know it! Tuck the bottom of the shirt under the chin, face full of determination, and tongue hanging out.

Takes me back. There is truly zero privacy in he military. Desensitizes you to...

I'm still a fan of pulling my pants and boxers all the way to my ankles still when I pee at urinals. Stand about 3 feet back and and arch my back to get a nice rainbow arch. If nothing else it is an...

Super creepy. Less so once you realize that you didn't know what it meant.

I've only ever seen one capsizing moment and it changed me from a good raised son who put the seat down to a toilet seat cavalier. The first time you see a sleepy eyed not quite awake woman take that...

Must be the admiration I have for my best friend, but I give him a look of pure admiration while I watch him do what he does. Make sure he hits the hole and keeps it where it's supposed to go.

I've been known to walk in the wrong bathroom from time to time. Once I'm there I feel no reason to turn around and walk into the other bathroom to relieve myself. Besides, the women's bathroom...