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    Re: Flag disrespect and desecration.

    sooner or later, someone will burn a flag and someone will walk up a put a bullet in them. Unfortunate, but I see it happening(first amendment right or not)
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    The stolen bicycle

    a man was walking down the street in a small town, looking to be in a sad mode. He meets the local pastor who asks him why he is looking so sad? Well, he said-somebody has stolen my bicycle. The...
  3. Christmas Present(Best I could do for a Christmas joke)

    Pete bought his wife, Thelma, a beautiful ring as her Christmas present. After hearing about this extravagant gift, John, his friend, commented," I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheeled...
  4. Thread: Hooker's Union

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    Hooker's Union

    A dedicated teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, " Is this a union house?" "...
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    Re: Happy Birthday Willziack

    Happy B-Day to you
    To Jesus be true
    May God richly bless you
    Another year through
  6. Thread: Hair spray

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    Hair spray

    A man is driving along on a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver,...
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    Re: How to remove rust from parts easily

    you did not specify but I use Apple cider vinegar
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    Re: 1998 xj cherokee 4L Radiator Problems

    WE have five XJ's in the family. Both 01's have had to have their radiators replaced in the last two years. I went with the SPECTRA from Autozone for $112 for two reasons. They have a lifetime...
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    Hillary and Donald Fishing

    After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week long fishing contest
    to settle the election. Whoever caught the most...
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    Re: Happy Birthday xj-jake

    Happy B-Day to you
    To Jesus be true
    May God richly bless you
    Another year through
  11. Thread: The golf game

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    The golf game

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says," How's the signing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods...
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    The Confession Booth

    A priest was called away on an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional booth unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him...
  13. Thread: New doctor

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    New doctor

    A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped...
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    Re: Happy Birthday cantab27

    Happy B-day to you
    To Jesus be true
    May God richly bless you
    Another year through
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    Atheist walking through the woods

    an atheist was walking through the woods." what majestic trees!" " what powerful rivers!" " what beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard rustling in...
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    The results are in

    the results are in
  17. Thread: Veterans Day

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    Re: Veterans Day

    whatever branch of service, length of service, or MOS , this vet thanks you for your sacrifice.
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    Untrusting wife

    A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting as hard as she...
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    Re: Happy Birthday Dusterjack

    Happy B-Day to you
    To Jesus be true
    May God richly bless you
    Another year through
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    Re: What did you do to your jeep today?

    Replaced the ignition lock cylinder($135 at the dealer). They keyed it to match the key I had. Two suggestions to those who may have this problem in the future(my key would go in but would not turn)...
  21. Thread: Baby bear

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    Baby bear

    Mama Bear and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand. The judge says," Do you want to live with Papa Bear?" "NO," Baby Bear replies. " he beats me." The judge then asks,...
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    Re: BEWARE of GEICO ins

    I think I'm very lucky. I have insurance with USAA and have never had a problem with them.(45 years)
  23. Thread: Ding dong

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    Ding dong

    A lonely spinster, age 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:" HUSBAND WANTED,MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP(70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON...
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    Drunken excuses

    Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down to his chest, pushes himself away from the bar, and proceeds to puke all over himself....
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    Re: The "Gold Bond" build...

    NAPA legend has served me well
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