Warning Labels

Funny Product Warning Labels

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow: Not intended for highway use.

500-piece puzzle: Some assembly required.

6?10 inch inflatable picture frame: Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

A birthday card for a 1 year old: Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

A Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts.

A toilet at a public sports facility: Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush: Do not use orally.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter: Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Air Conditioner: caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children

Bag of cat biscuits: Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

Beach Ball: CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.

Black rubber fishing worm: Not for human consumption

Blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado

Boot?s Children?s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Bottled Drink: Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: Do not open here

Bottom of a supermarket dessert box: Do not turn upside down.

Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Box for a car jack: For lifting purposes only.

Box of bottle rockets: Do not put in mouth.

Box of Frosted Cheerio?s: The logo, ?Tastes so good this box never closes,? is located just underneath another announcement: ?To close: place tab here.?

Box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Box of Pills: Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Bus Stop: No stopping or standing

Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only.

Can of black pepper: Instructions: usage known

Can of self-defense pepper spray: May irritate eyes.

Car Manual: In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place.

Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket: Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

Children?s Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Christmas Lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Church Parking Lot Sign: Thou shalt not park

Church Sign: These rows reserved for parents with children.

Container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!

Container of salt: Warning: High in sodium

Container of Underarm Deodorant: Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Credit card statement: Payment is due by the due date.

Curling Iron: Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Dashboard of a mail truck: Look before driving.

Deodorant: Do not use intimately.

Depend Adult Diapers: Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

Disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Drink bottle label: Do not peel label off.

Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Electric Cattle Prod: For use on animals only.

Electric Thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.

Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Espresso Kettle: The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the ?on? position.

Fire Extinguisher: Caution: Non-Flamable

Fix-a-Flat: WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Furniture Wipes: Do not use for a baby wipe.

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Hair Dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

Hairdryer: Do not use while taking a shower.

Hand-held Massaging Device: Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Heated seat cushion: Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Heinz Ketchup: Instructions: Put on food

Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

Hershey?s Almond Bar: Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume

Hose Nozzle: Do not spray into electrical outlet.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

Infant?s bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Instructions for a cordless phone: Do not put lit candles on phone.

Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza: Do not turn upside down.

Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

Knife sharpening stone: Warning: knives are sharp!

Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children

Label on a hammer: Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

Laundromat triple washer: No small children.

Lawnmower: Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning

Liquid Plummer: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children

Manual for an SGI computer: Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

Matches: Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Mattress: Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Microwave Oven: Do not use for drying pets.

Microwave popcorn, packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it: Direction #1: Remove plastic.

Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

New Zealand insect spray: This product not tested on animals.

Novelty rock garden set called ?Popcorn Rock?: Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant: Use only on underarms.

Orange Juice Can: 100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

Package of dice: Not for human consumption.

Package of Fisherman?s Friend throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain: Turn off motor before using this product.

Packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Pepper Spray: Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Pine Mountain Fire Logs: Caution: Risk of fire

Portable stroller: Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.

Rat Poison: Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

RCA Television Remote Control: Not Dishwasher Safe
Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.

Road Sign: Cemetery Road. Dead End

Rowenta Iron: Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Sainsbury?s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

Shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.

Sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building: Take care: new non-slip surface.

Silk Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often

Silly Putty: Do not use as ear plugs.

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold

Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle ?body-surfing? at a concert: Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean: Do not drive cars in ocean.

Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

Sterno: Do not use near fire or flame.

Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet: This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash: May contain foam.

Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating.

Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.

T.V. manual: Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Tesco?s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): Do not turn upside down.

Toilet brush: Do not use for personal hygiene.

Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.