Pond

[BlueXJ]

An Amish farmer walking through his field
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht
das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben
in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink
the water. The cows and pigs have pooped in it!)"
The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim. I don't
understand, nor do I care to understand your
gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

[finneys98xj]

Where do you get all these from Blue?

[BlueXJ]

Where do you get all these from Blue?

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya!! So let me keep it a secret.