BlueXJ
07-14-2009, 09:22 PM
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.
The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going."
The second guy says, "What a coincidence, I’m looking for my wife too, and I’m getting a little desperate."
The first guy says.
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
The second guy answers, "She’s tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt.
What does your wife look like?":headshake:
To which the first guy replies, "Never mind, let’s look for yours."
The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going."
The second guy says, "What a coincidence, I’m looking for my wife too, and I’m getting a little desperate."
The first guy says.
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
The second guy answers, "She’s tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt.
What does your wife look like?":headshake:
To which the first guy replies, "Never mind, let’s look for yours."