Melissa
07-14-2009, 12:33 AM
This was just sent to me via e-mail, I thought it was great :smiley-laughing021:
A TRIP TO Costco
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag
of Purina dog chow for our "dog-muts", (Jackie, Rusty and Howie)
and I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I have a wierd since of humor,
on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete, so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
It was awsome how the Costco line began to move us all out of there quickly.
Better watch what you ask people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all
your dog lovers and dog-mutt "friends"......it will be their Laugh for the day.
:smiley-laughing021: :smiley-laughing021:
A TRIP TO Costco
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag
of Purina dog chow for our "dog-muts", (Jackie, Rusty and Howie)
and I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I have a wierd since of humor,
on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete, so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's a** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.
It was awsome how the Costco line began to move us all out of there quickly.
Better watch what you ask people. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all
your dog lovers and dog-mutt "friends"......it will be their Laugh for the day.
:smiley-laughing021: :smiley-laughing021: