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BlueXJ
07-05-2009, 09:27 PM
One sunny day, Superman was flying around Metropolis
looking for something to do. He spotted Spiderman and
flew down to him. "Hey Spiderman, what are you doing
today?" Spiderman replied that he had a broken webslinger
so he couldn't do anything.

Superman continued flying around Metropolis and spotted
Batman. Batman told Superman he couldn't do anything
because he needed to fix the Batcar.

Superman began flying around yet again and saw Wonder
Woman lying on her back, naked on top of a Metropolis
building. Superman thought to himself that if he was
faster than a speeding train, he could fly down and
screw Wonder Woman before she ever knew what happened.
So Superman flew down, screwed her faster than a speeding
bullet and flew away.

Wonder Woman then said, "Hey, what just happened?" The
Invisible Man rolled over and replied, "I don't know
but my *** is killing me!"

Voldemort
07-05-2009, 10:29 PM
Man were do you get all these Jokes! HAHHAA