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BlueXJ
06-14-2009, 09:59 PM
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&^ing blanket."

pLEXX
06-14-2009, 10:44 PM
HAHAHAHA owned.

kryptonitexj
06-15-2009, 12:17 PM
WOW thats Awesome!!!

lowrider
06-15-2009, 07:19 PM
That sounded like my first wife lol