(groans)

[muddeprived]

Man.....I went to the doctor's today. the doctor wrote me a prescription. I receive prescription. First box out of the bag says "Insert 1 suppository rectally as needed".............:headbag:


Next two prescriptions are laxatives......


This is gonna be one crappy week.

[Mudderoy]

No shit?!?!?!

:moon::mock::tmi: ;)

Prior take yourself out for a nice meal and a couple of drinks.

[Audio222]

Or take yourself out for a bad meal and it will have the same effect as as the laxatives. lol
Hope you feel better.

[Melissa]

I sorry Muddeprived that does not sound like fun.
Oh, but don't forget to stay near the crapper :smiley-scared002:

[muddeprived]

I sorry Muddeprived that does not sound like fun.
Oh, but don't forget to stay near the crapper :smiley-scared002:

My crapper is getting a good workout. :)

[DETOURS]

This is more information than the forum needs to know.........:cop:

[Voldemort]

This is more information than the forum needs to know.........:cop:

I'm with spanks! I'm sorry dude but?Dude?:headshake:

[muddeprived]

I believe in sharing my experiences with others so here I am. :D

Now you guys know to RUN when you see "insert" and "rectum" in the same sentence.

[Melissa]

This is more information than the forum needs to know.........:cop:


I'm with spanks! I'm sorry dude but?Dude?:headshake:

Remember muddeprived is a picture whore, just be thankful he didn't SHARE pictures as well :smiley-laughing021:

[muddeprived]

Remember muddeprived is a picture whore, just be thankful he didn't SHARE pictures as well :smiley-laughing021:

now that you mentioned pictures..........:D

[Mudderoy]

OMG a new GOAT.DE?!?!?! :cop:

[BlueXJ]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/XdaftlikeJackX/SUPPOSITORY.jpg

[kryptonitexj]

hope you get better soon.

[BlueXJ]

muddeprived we need an update buddy. Did the suppository kill you or make you unable to sit in a chair to post.

[muddeprived]

muddeprived we need an update buddy. Did the suppository kill you or make you unable to sit in a chair to post.

Sorry, the keyboard cable doesn't reach the toilet. :(


I haven't stuck anything up my butt yet if that's what you are deeply concerned about. I have a sign on my butt that says "exit only" so i don't think this is gonna work out.


and my stomach hurts.

[BlueXJ]

Maybe you are just F.O.S. mudd. Have you had much exiting lately?

[muddeprived]

Maybe you are just F.O.S. mudd. Have you had much exiting lately?

Yes I am and yeah emptied my trash more times than I can count.

[muddeprived]

Explains how I feel:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/muddeprived/funny/coke_diarrhea.jpg


http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/muddeprived/funny/goldfish-diarrhea.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/muddeprived/funny/diarrhea.jpg


(Hey don't blame me, someone mentioned "pictures". :D)

[kmanxj]

lol that sucks dude

I got that same sign too lol

[Melissa]

Judging by the pictures it looks like your still feeling terrible, sorry to hear that.

Used a blow dryer yet?? :headbag:

[kryptonitexj]

I glad I cant smell that!!!:D

[greenchevy]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w268/greenchevy_2007/perseverance.jpg

[finneys98xj]

Update us Mudd!

[muddeprived]

Update us Mudd!

I was told I was "not right" in the head and I'm being asked for updates on this. :smiley-laughing021:


if you want an update well here it is:

I ran out of Toilet paper yesterday so I ran to the kitchen for paper towels (with crap on my ***) and of course we were out of paper towels too so I had to improvise and grab the first thing I could find and that was paper from my printer. Let me tell you that was not a pleasant wipe, nor was walking around the apt with "melted chocolate" on my arse. Three more days left of suffering from super-soaker explosions and then i'm back to normal. :)

[Melissa]

I was told I was "not right" in the head and I'm being asked for updates on this. :smiley-laughing021:


if you want an update well here it is:

I ran out of Toilet paper yesterday so I ran to the kitchen for paper towels (with crap on my ***) and of course we were out of paper towels too so I had to improvise and grab the first thing I could find and that was paper from my printer. Let me tell you that was not a pleasant wipe, nor was walking around the apt with "melted chocolate" on my arse. Three more days left of suffering from super-soaker explosions and then i'm back to normal. :)

Okay muddeprived it's not supposed to be funny and I am sorry for your suffering, but damn man you have such a way with words that I find myself howling with laughter and I can't seem to stop :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

Forgive me!! :eek:

[Mudderoy]

You know things like this wouldn't happen if you went in for your 30,000 mile routine maintence.

[muddeprived]

Okay muddeprived it's not supposed to be funny and I am sorry for your suffering, but damn man you have such a way with words that I find myself howling with laughter and I can't seem to stop :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

Forgive me!! :eek:

Laugh all you want. I find pleasure in making people laugh at my suffering. :)

[muddeprived]

You know things like this wouldn't happen if you went in for your 30,000 mile routine maintence.

Couldn't agree more. I need to go in more often instead of every 6 years. :rolleyes: