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Mudderoy
07-29-2010, 09:16 AM
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments.

He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

http://xjtalk.com/images/special/professor.jpg

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.

He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,

"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,

"What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

http://xjtalk.com/images/special/marine.jpg

The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

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4.3LXJ
07-29-2010, 10:01 AM
:patriot::patriot::patriot:

Absolutely, no atheists in fox holes.

4x4Dalton
07-29-2010, 07:27 PM
:patriot::patriot:

Indiana Jeep
07-29-2010, 07:48 PM
:patriot::thumbsup:AMEN!!

rguignard
07-30-2010, 01:17 PM
wow they know my son :patriot::patriot::patriot::thumbsup:

xj4life2
07-30-2010, 03:42 PM
May God bless that young man !!!

jeepveins
08-28-2010, 02:47 PM
:patriot::patriot: WOW:patriot::patriot:

XJ Rat
11-24-2010, 07:23 AM
I just saw this. Sorry for the double post.

I do agree, stupid people say stupid stuff. They seem to convienently forget how they got the right to say their stupid stuff.

Mudderoy
11-24-2010, 08:52 AM
I just saw this. Sorry for the double post.

I do agree, stupid people say stupid stuff. They seem to convienently forget how they got the right to say their stupid stuff.

As far as educators go I think it comes from living in a glass bowl. I mean my guppy thought he was tough when he was in complete control of his realm.

Firemanray
11-24-2010, 08:57 AM
:thumbsup::thumbsup::patriot:

BlueXJ
11-24-2010, 11:47 AM
Marine was easier on him than I would have been.http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g295/timinscal/Waving-Flag.gif

4.3LXJ
11-24-2010, 03:40 PM
Marine was easier on him than I would have been.http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g295/timinscal/Waving-Flag.gif

I'm with you:thumbsup:

XJ4IV
11-24-2010, 08:18 PM
AMEN Brother SEMPER FI!!!