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cpttuna
11-20-2009, 07:47 PM
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman,GS-4 position, and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people,one person to write the instructions,GS-12,and one person to do the time studies,GS-11. Then Congress said,"How will we know the night watchman is doing his tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people,one GS-9, to do the studies, and one,GS-11 to write the reports. Then Congress said,"How are these people going to get paid?" So the created the following positions,a time keeper,GS-9, and a payroll officer,GS-11 and hired two people. Then C ongress said,"Who will be accountable for all these people?" So they created an administrative position and hired three people,an admin officer,GS-13,assistant admin officer,GS-12, and a legal secretary,GS-8. Then Congress said,"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget. We must cutback overall cost." So the laid off the night watchman.

Melissa
11-20-2009, 08:06 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2:

xj4life2
11-20-2009, 08:23 PM
now thats funny ..... to bad its also very true!!

Audio222
11-20-2009, 10:22 PM
now thats funny ..... to bad its also very true!!

Sad but true.

4.3LXJ
11-21-2009, 04:38 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

BlueXJ
11-21-2009, 08:29 PM
Sad, but all too true.:confused: