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4.3LXJ
10-21-2009, 11:32 PM
Hi Sue,
> Just another note
> from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've
> been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I
> would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's
> not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what
> happened to me, I first must bore you with a few
> technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I
> wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of
> year the water is quite cool.So what we do to keep warm is
> this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.. This
> $20,000 piece of
> equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a
> delightful temperature..It then pumps it down to the diver
> through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
>
> Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it
> several times with no complaints.
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is
> take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet
> suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's
> like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt
> started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only
> made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started
> to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the
> damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
>
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped
> it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my
> back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.. However, the
> crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
> grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
> communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact
> that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing
> hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive.. I was instructed to
> make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling
> thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to
> begin my chamber dry decompression.
>
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my
> brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with
> tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of
> cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in
> the chamber.
>
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two
> days because my butt was swollen shut.
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
> about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish
> shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job,
> I love my job.'
>
> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a
> jellyfish bad day?
>
> May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!
> Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they're
> having a bad day!!!
>

TXstiGUY
10-21-2009, 11:35 PM
:) nice deco a bi***

BlueXJ
10-22-2009, 09:44 AM
Thank goodness I have never had a jellyfish day!!! Even when I was being shot at in the service it wasn't that bad. I was never hit so I can't complain.